Welcome to the Snortonomics of the Future!
Token Name: Nose Candy
Ticker: COCAINE
Tokenomics Overview
Total Supply:
• 6,969,696,969 COCAINE:
Transaction Tax Structure:
• 2% Marketing & Dev Tax On Buy
• 2% Liquidity & Marketing Tax on Sell
• 1% Transfer Tax On Wallet Sends.
Practical Use Cases
• NFT Integration: Utilize COCAINE for purchasing unique NFTs within a themed collection.
• Community Rewards: Engage and reward active community members with COCAINE for contributions like social media promotion and content creation.
• Staking: Long-term holders can stake their tokens for additional rewards, promoting stability and reducing market volatility.
Dude, buckle up your moon boots and slap on your diamond hands because we’re launching into the memestorm with Nose Candy—the currency that’s snortable… metaphorically speaking! It’s like mining Bitcoin but with more YEET and less geek.
The Lore of Nose Candy:
Crafted in the basement of a dude who thought mixing blockchain with the “powdered donuts” from his last DnD session was a killer idea. Nose Candy is the sickest, quickest, meme-fueled rocket ride to the moon. We’re here to get your portfolio high—like, ‘Elon Musk tweeting at 3AM’ high.
To the Moon, Anon!
Watch your gains hit levels that even your mom can’t ignore. Just YEET your fiat into this meme dream and watch it fly. But don’t get rekt—remember, what goes up must come down, and gravity’s a harsh mistress in both physics and finance.
Tokenomics of the Toked Up:
Every transaction is a blizzard of ones and zeros, swirling in the dopest dance of digital dosh. HODL onto your hats because these tokens are as volatile as your last online debate about flat Earth.
Get Help, Noob:
Caught in the SLOPES? Feeling more wiped out than your GPU after a Dogecoin mining binge?
Snorting Up the Digital Line with Nose Candy Tokens!
Once you’ve dived into the high-stakes world of Nose Candy, the real fun begins. Nose Candy isn’t just a currency; it’s your ticket to the most exclusive club on the blockchain.
Anime Cocaine Hookers NFT
avaliable now!!!
Step into the back alleys of the digital world with our Anime Cocaine Hooker NFT Collection. Each NFT is a passport to COKETOPIA’s neon-lit streets, where the night never ends and the party never stops.
• Collect Unique Characters
• Interactive and Upgradable (Coming Soon)
• Stake your hookers in the Whorehouse.
Nose Candy 2024 Roadmap: The Ultimate Degenerate Blueprint
October 2024: Launching Into the Meme Stratosphere
Week 1: NFTs and Liquidity Extravaganza
•NFT Launch Party: Rolled out the Anime Cocaine Hookers NFTs with a splash, each priced at a whale-worthy 696,969 COCAINE and staking for a beastly 4,201.337 COCAINE daily. These aren’t just digital art pieces; they’re your ticket to a decadent return.
•Liquidity Lock-In: Locked that liquidity up tighter than your favorite Pepe meme folder—for a whopping 33 years. Why? Because we’re not just here for a good time, we’re here for a long time.
Week 2: Boosting Artistic Firepower and Partnership Alliances
•Artistic Revamp: Summoned a legion of digital Picassos to elevate our NFT aesthetics to galaxy brain levels. We’re talking next-level eye candy here.
•Expanding Partnerships: Fortified our ranks with more crypto juggernauts to pump up our platform’s street cred. More partnerships, more power.
Week 3: Beta Launches and Gaming Glory
•Interactive Game Releases: Unveiled the first set of COCAINE-fueled games where your skills pay off in real tokens. Think earning while gaming—every degen’s dream.
•Adult Entertainment Beta Rollout: Launched the beta for our much-anticipated adult entertainment platform. This isn’t your average adult site; it’s a fully interactive, privacy-first, blockchain-powered haven of hedonism.
Week 4: Community Engagements and Beta Feedback Frenzy
•Community Feedback Loops: Cranked up the volume on community interactions with AMAs, live chats, and feedback sessions—because your brainstorms fuel our fire.
•Refining Beta Experiences: Based on real-time feedback, we’re tweaking and enhancing the adult platform beta, making sure it’s not just good, it’s mind-blowingly good.
November 2024: Dominating the Market
Full Month: Operation Viral Takeover
•Aggressive Marketing Campaigns: We’re not just spreading the word; we’re infecting the net. Ads, viral videos, influencer collabs—you name it, we’re on it.
•Security Overhaul: With great power comes great responsibility. Upped our security game to ensure all systems are Fort Knox-level secure.
December 2024: Wrapping Up the Year with a Bang
Full Month: Preparing for Public Launch
•Polishing the Platforms: Smoothed out every last pixel and tightened every line of code. Our platforms are ready to not just function but dazzle.
•End-of-Year Blowout Bash: Hosted the crypto party of the year, recapping our epic journey, and giving a sneak peek into the debauchery and delights of 2025.
•Strategic Planning for 2025: Laid out the battle plans for next year—more games, more NFTs, and yes, more adult content. We’re just getting started, frens.
Listen up, anons and degens, this is your moment. Nose Candy is your battleground, your playground, and if you play it right, your gold mine. With NFTs that print COCAINE, games that pay to play, and an adult platform that respects your anonymity while serving up top-tier content, we’re not just playing the game—we’re changing it.
Gear up, stack up on COCAINE, and prepare for a 2025 that’s going to blow your mind—literally. We’re here to make history, make money, and make a difference. Join us, and let’s take this rocket to realms unknown. 🚀